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"How I need a drink, alcoholic, of course".
The planets in our solar system (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto):
"My very elegant mother just served us nine pizzas"
or "My very easy method just speeds up naming planets" (thanks, Cheryl)
You killed Pluto, you bastards! (August 2006)
I suppose we'll have to use:
"My very elegant mother just served us nothing"
or "My very easy method just speeds up nomenclature"
The twelve Cranial nerves:
Olfactory, Optic, Oculormotor,
Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abduceans, Facial, Auditory,
Glosspharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, Hypoglossal
"On Old Olympus' Towering Tops A Foolish Austrian
Grew Vines and Hops."
My English teacher's list of the exceptions to the "i-e"
rule ("I before E except after C, or when sounded as
A, as in neighbor and weigh"), slightly improved:
The ancient society of weird foreign scientists
seized neither leisure nor the sheik's heifers
at these heights.
The spectrum of colors in sunlight:
Roy G. Biv
(red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet)
Richard Of York gave battle in vain (thanks, Thomas David Baker)
The great lakes,
Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie and Superior
Super Man Helps Every One
Four American states border Mexico - try
for California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.
Cambrian Ordovician Silurian Devonian Carboniferous
Permian Triassic Jurassic Cretaceous Eocene
Oligocene Miocene Pliocene Pleistocene Holocene
CAMels Often Sit Down CARefully, PERhaps Their Joints
CREak: Early Oiling May Prove Positively Helpful
The Iriquois tribes:
Mohawk, Seneca, Oneida, Onondaga, Cayuga
[does someone have the answer to this one?]
The zoological groupings:
Kindom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species
King Philip Came Over For Golf Shoes.
(Sadie Van Buren, Waltham, MA)